Tuesday, February 2, 2010

thoughts:first day of exam... SCREWED!

man the first day of exam and i am already having a tough time. i thought i had the needed information from my colleges oh so reliable slides that provides absolutely NO FUCKIN CREDIBLE INFORMATION AT ALL!. and whats worst is that i found out that the sample question that lecturer gave to the students and i don;t know why i didin't get it IS ACTUALLY THE FUCKIN EXAM QUESTION

OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH fuck....

(please say oh fuck more than 10 times and tell me what it sounds like)
*only applicable to girls*

damn man that fuckin sucks. i only found that out when i sat with kwok eu talking cock while everybody have their last minute studies. don't get me wrong i'm not the kind of striaght away die into the exam hall type of guy its just that i thought what i study is sufficient. but then i walked into the hall i saw the questions and found out that i've been "bret hart"! sry i mean SCREWED! man it feels like a fuckin screwjob right there. the college provides not only false information but as well as insufficient information.

i sat down took a look at the questions and i know i'm fucked. but however question 3 i have confidence in answering the whole 25 marks. not the other remaining 3 questions left. knowing that i am fucked hard analy mentally, i decided to take my time to write 3 FUCKIN PAGES LONG ON ONE ANSWER! if i only know that question with confidence, i might as well score that very 25 marks. even if 3 pages full is too much. "oh man you don't need to do that for 25 marks"...fuck you! your not the one that is getting fucked with a drilldo here. (no one said that to me. its just a situation i made up myself to tell you my point). man by the time i felt like leaving the exam hall to fuck this shit. i take resit only la but then my inner conscious told me "if you leave now, .....ah don't bother....not that you will actually leave. you don't have the balls for it"......haiz(yes this is the first time i used the word haiz in my internet usage period).man feel like quitting college and go work only. (Gapnap can work in the temple of shred or not?then become shredder.)

so i sat down and did the exam paper. feeling lost and unguided i did my exam as much as i could. exam finished and i borrowed kwok eu's smaple paper and found out how dumb i could be to have missed that. but then i found out its not that bad. for 2 reason. reason no.1 i kinda wrote something similar to the sample answer. reason no. 2 makes me feels not as bad as being in a completely terrible screwjob.

ok let me explain to you reason no. 2.

degree year 2 makes up of 30% in the overall cgpa while final year 70%. So judging that there's 12 subjects in year 2 (6 subjects in 1 semester), means e-commerce subject is just 1/12 x 30% = 2.5%. Seeing that my e-commerce assignment is A which makes (worst case scenario) 76/100 x 50% = 38/100. Assuming that Vincent the genius who missed out the sample question which is exactly the exam question gets (worst case scenario) only 50% out of 100 of his exam, how much percentage will Vincent get in his cgpa? (assuming that only the e-commerce subject is being recorded down in the cgpa)

*note that e-commerce assignment contributes 50% while the exam contributes 50% of the overall marks*



i don't think my classmates would even bother to answer this.



so in the mean time please enjoy this picture....

carrie underwood's song playing in the background......

5 comments:

Lawolf said...

worst case you'll prolly get 50% of 1/12 x 30%, which is 1.25% of your overall CGPA.

Do i get marks for that?

gapnap said...

LOL .

After you start working , you look back at this post ..you will asked yourself .."why the fuck did i get so stress over this shit , i should be fucking chicks in college/uni , screw exams "

mr. hey said...

damn it looks like the name i coined for music master is getting popular!

Vincent said...

lawolf - hey your pretty good. i guess in conclusion, you are bored enough to answer this question.

gapnap - well i could only reach to that phase when i'm outta college. its the circle of life...

chun keat - oh i didin't know you started that name. until today

Vincent said...

lawolf - hey your pretty good. i guess in conclusion, you are bored enough to answer this question.

gapnap - well i could only reach to that phase when i'm outta college. its the circle of life...

chun keat - oh i didin't know you started that name. until today